Ouchy…
You can only imagine the clock-watching, room-pacing hell that Coleen Rooney has been going through for the past few months when Wayne is ten minutes late coming back from Littlewoods. Or the nail-biting, finger-tapping torment that Toni Terry endures whenever John pops out [...]
Read moreHappy New Year!
Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!
To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]
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Rooney’s annus horribilis continues…
Read moreTireless
Tell you what, that Coleen Rooney works like a bloody Trojan.
Whilst most of the nation’s wives or girlfriends would still be arranging boring coffee mornings for anyone still tolerant enough to endure her endless rant-weeps about what exactly a prostitute has that she doesn’t, Coleen has been busily inventing [...]
Read moreShimmy this way for the year’s best awards ceremony
Our wittier, better looking and more fragrant friends over at Kickette recently conducted a truly epic poll (10,000+ votes and a piece on the Daily Mail) to rank the eleven greatest WAGs on the planet… and [...]
Read morePhotoshop hijinks
It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ‘showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.
A [...]
Read more“Forgive me!”
If you’ve had the pleasure of being caught in a relationship with a mood-swinger, you’ll already know the process. They go mental, bark, scream, complain, hysterically claw away at your very soul until they get their own way.
Then once you’re completely broken, pandering to their [...]
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Ivo Ivanov is subbed on, scores the fastest own goal ever [101GG]
Owen Hargreaves ruled out for FIVE weeks [Sun]
Dirk Kuyt talks horses’ arses with Jim [...]
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