A big old list

A load of things and people that defined 2010

Happy New Year!

Fireworks

Happy New Year, one and all. May 2011 be met with a bunch of pointless resolutions that’ll go flying out of the window within a week!

To celebrate, after the jump, you’ll find a rather higgledy-piggledy summation of the year just gone, consisting [...]

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Strong Independent Woman

Coleen Rooney’s lovely frocks fit absolutely everyone!

Tireless

Coleen Rooney 

Tell you what, that Coleen Rooney works like a bloody Trojan.

Whilst most of the nation’s wives or girlfriends would still be arranging boring coffee mornings for anyone still tolerant enough to endure her endless rant-weeps about what exactly a prostitute has that she doesn’t, Coleen has been busily inventing [...]

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LICENSED TO THRILL! ETC.

Wayne Rooney will return, in… ‘Octogenarian Pussy’

Photoshop hijinks

octopussy.jpg

It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ‘showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.

A [...]

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Soz

Great news, Man United fans, Wayne Rooney is SORRY!

“Forgive me!”

Wayne Rooney

If you’ve had the pleasure of being caught in a relationship with a mood-swinger, you’ll already know the process. They go mental, bark, scream, complain, hysterically claw away at your very soul until they get their own way. 

Then once you’re completely broken, pandering to their [...]

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