Or is he?
At least twenty minutes this morning have been spent scooping oozing chunks of warm egg from The Spoiler’s face. Not an embarrassing breakfast mishap, you understand, but a clever metaphor.
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Is there any better way to get over World Cup final red card heartbreak than by marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister? It’s the age-old question.
Unfortunately, unless you happen to be John Heitinga of “World Cup final red card and then marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister” [...]
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Frankly, thank Christ for Facebook – without it, Cristiano Ronaldo’s life might maintain an element of mystique, but then everyone would be bored.
Following his status update/tweet that he twatted (?) about becoming a dad, his beautiful girlfriend – the [...]
Read moreBooooo! Boooooo! Ssssss!
For anyone too enthralled by the golf to bother reading about what else might be going on in the world over the weekend, a couple of big football stories hit the press.
Firstly, Sol Campbell managed to enjoy his least disappointing Saturday afternoon for years
Read moreBrazilian star picks the wrong moment for animated gestures
After an eleven year relationship, Robinho finally married his sweetheart Vivian Guglielmetti Junits in Guarujá, Brazil yesterday. Guests, who included Kaka, were asked to donate to charity instead of bringing the couple a gift they obviously don’t [...]
Read moreThe lovely lady who is to become Mrs Xabi Alonso
Liverpool midfielder and Jason Bateman-alike Xabi Alonso has been romancing Spanish actress Nagore Aranburu for bloody ages, and they will finally tie the knot next Saturday in the beautiful Basque province of Guipúzcoa. Despite living in un-wedded bliss for [...]
Read moreAnother tasty morsel of gossip from our friends at Popbitch
“Judas” Cole and the five grand wedding suits
Joe Cole bought a beautiful bespoke suit for his wedding. Unfortunately for Joe someone involved in stitching up his suit rather likes West Ham, the club Cole ditched to join Chelsea. He still had a [...]
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One way to give the Confederations Cup meaning is to rub ice cream all over your face [101GG]
Rio Ferdinand [...]
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