Both of these lads should come…
Before anyone comes along and says:
“Surely the one player every team in the Premier League should buy would be Messi.”
…That ain’t an option. What we’ve actually gone and done is listed all the Premier League teams and decided on one player [...]
Read moreCheryl – coming home
It’s not been a good couple of days for the people of Newcastle. First Geordie Shore goes on television and tars everyone with the moron brush and then Cheryl Cole gets kicked off American X Factor because apparently no-one can understand her.
At least the [...]
Read moreImagine this but without the dress…
Apparently there is a film coming out with Jennifer Aniston in it – no, wait! She might get naked in it. They haven’t decided whether they’ll keep the scene in yet though, but still, PHWOAR! LAAAAADS!
Here are lots of other things that [...]
Read moreIt’s got the lot!
The Spoiler missed Inter Milan’s 3-2 win over Bayer Munich last night due our firm belief that any football that doesn’t feature a top four [...]
Read moreTop notch stuff
Go on, admit it – you thought the international break for a load of pointless friendlies would be about as much fun as watching beige [...]
Read moreShimmy this way for the year’s best awards ceremony
Our wittier, better looking and more fragrant friends over at Kickette recently conducted a truly epic poll (10,000+ votes and a piece on the Daily Mail) to rank the eleven greatest WAGs on the planet… and [...]
Read moreDutchman feels ‘exhausted’ after past year
UEFA Midfielder of the Year Wesley Sneijder has been diagnosed with anaemia after passing out at half-time during Inter‘s game with Brescia on Saturday.
Read moreU R RUBBISH. LOL 
Dutch mates Wesley Sneijder and Rafael van der Vaart have been ribbing each other on the footballer’s soapbox of choice, Twitter, ahead of tonight’s Champions League meeting between Inter and Spurs.
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