*Thinly veiled excuse to post a picture of Yolanthe Cabau*
According to Spanish paper Sport, Holland’s law courts are preparing to get sexxxy in anticipation of the news Wesley Sneijder’s wife Yolanthe Cabau has sued Patrick Kluivert’s other half, Rossana de Lima.
Cabau, a three-time winner of Dutch FHM’s [...]
Read moreOh God! They’re lush!
Site regulars will remember a wonderful piece from a week or so ago, all about the delicious union of pint-sized Wesley Sneijder, and his buxom girlfriend – the poetically named Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen.
They are now collectively known [...]
Read moreOh God! They’re beautiful!
It’s not often that The Spoiler gets the chance to get all OK! Magazine about it, so if this short piece about a man marrying a woman reads a little bit strained, you know [...]
Read moreOne of these men, perhaps?
And so they’ve announced the shortlist for the Golden Ball, which looks exactly like this:
Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Asamoah Gyan (Ghana), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Mesut Oezil (Germany), Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), David Villa [...]
Read moreSneijder – doesn’t fancy Manchester
Wesley Sneijder probably won’t thank The Spoiler for the headline – no one really likes their name featured in a bold sentence about murder. And to make this clear, the only thing that links the two stories is that they’re both featured [...]
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Nike get behind the Netherlands, have probably hexed them forever
Paul the psychic octopus caught up in fraud SCANDAL [Deadspin]
Celtic kits nicked en route to Parkhead [...]
Read moreYes, this man made the grade this time
Well, that didn’t work out too well. Some of you might remember a story on the site a few weeks back, called The 10 most exciting players at the World Cup… for now. As it happens, only [...]
Read moreBeware the men in orange, world
Today, it’s the turn of the Dutch side. Also known as Holland, also known as The Netherlands. Like the rapper, Puff Daddy, no one is ever entirely sure how to address them. The Spoiler likes Holland best. Anyway, who the hell are these people, [...]
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