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Carlton Cole spontaneously combusts after scoring goal

That’s what a BRILLIANT goal does to you…

Carlton Cole sooo hot right now. While being interviewed after West Ham’s 2-1 win over Birmingham City last night, [...]

Sixy Time – Six best topsy-turvy periods of injury time

Its not just Manchester United who score late, by Danny Harris

Republic of Ireland were robbed of a credible draw at the weekend, after scoring late only to see their opponents Italy equalise with stunning impertinence.

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James Collins stalks Russell Brand on Twitter

Rugged Welsh centre-half clearly intent on meeting Katy Perry

New Aston Villa centre half James Collins is clearly missing his old buddies down the East End. Aston Villa fans may not be too chuffed to hear he was intent [...]

West Ham owner’s Icelandic bank placed into receivership

But the club deny being in financial trouble

Landsbanki, the bank that West Ham’s Icelandic chairman Bjorgolfur Gudmundsson owns a 40 per cent stake in alongside his son, has been put into receivership and will be taken over by the country’s government.

The news could prove disastrous for West Ham who, having sold players [...]

Jamie Carragher nearly had Lucas Neill assaulted

Liverpool defender wanted revenge for broken leg

Jamie Carragher clearly doesn’t understand the art of releasing a football autobiography. Wayne Rooney was 20 when he released his so at 30, Carragher has left it far too late. He should be on his third or fourth instalment [...]

Alan Curbishley resigns as West Ham manager

Sam Allardyce 4/1 favourite to take over

Alan Curbishley has stolen Kevin Keegan’s thunder and won the sack race by walking out of West Ham after getting fed-up with players being sold over his head, most notably George McCartney on deadline day.

Reports claim that Curbishley [...]

Craig Bellamy beat up a charity worker in Sierra Leone

Striker misinterprets purpose of goodwill mission

When it comes down to it, Craig Bellamy is a good guy. If you ignore the golf club attacks on teammates, nightclub assaults on women, chair hurling, racially aggravated assault and his thoroughly unprofessional attitude to transfers, he’s just a sweet [...]