PRE-SEASON REVIEW

The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part One

And the award for most unnecessary caps in a headline goes to…

Joey Barton and Cesc Fabregas

Apologies once again for the lack of activity on The Spoiler this summer. To compensate – or punish further, depending on your view – we’ve crammed about seven stories [...]

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Transfer stuff

Holloway to West Ham, Essien to Milan and other bits…

Rosie – Sexy

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So, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been voted the sexiest woman in the world – despite being only the fourth sexiest in the  picture above.

Anyway, here’s some less sexy but actually relevant news about summer transfers from the chaps and chapettes at the Daily Mirror and the [...]

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Spanish stuff

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El Arsenal ha empatado tres de sus últimos cuatro encuentros

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Ladbrokes te ofrece cada día las mejores cuotas del mercado para apostar en las ligas y las competiciones más importantes del mundo a través de.

El próximo fin de semana se reanuda la Premier League después del parón [...]

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Free money

Make LOADS of money by LIVING with David Sullivan

Your new landlord/boss…

sullivan.jpg Being the cultured, sophisticated lot that you are, you’ll probably have already seen this. But just in case you haven’t, here is an excellent way for you to earn an absolute fortune for doing what you probably spend you’re weekend’s doing anyway.

There is one small snag though [...]

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Speak your brains

Hands up who REALLY wants that new Olympic stadium…

Some of you might have noticed that in between the football scores and stories about sexism, a debate has been raging as to who should get the Olympic Stadium once Liz McColgan has finished endlessly plodding around the thing in 2012. It’s between Spurs and West Ham.

To summarise: both clubs fancy it, but Spurs have totally [...]

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Transfer Talk

Nicklas Bendtner’s DAD doesn’t fancy West Ham

Anyone who has ever dabbled in the murky world of “business” will know all about the power of a good meal when it comes to getting tricky deals done.

All of which leads completely seamlessly to news that Liverpool honcho John Henry has been spotted taking Luis Suarez for a pizza. That’s that one in [...]

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Shagging News

An important football update about Frankie Sandford

Frankie sneaking into Bridge’s delux cottage:

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For those of you far too macho to enjoy the showbusiness pages, you are totally missing out. Today’s highlights include: the transvestite Alex Reid begging his beautiful wife Jordan not to put an end to their wild ride. He’s even still wearing the massive golden [...]

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Feminisn't

Independent woman sends bitchy texts about Grant

A Karen Brady montage!

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Ask any site regulars – with their footie shirts, and their cans of Stella Artois – and they’ll tell you, The Spoiler doesn’t deal in stereotypes. It’s not our style.

Hence, it’s with a disappointed lump in the throat that we report that Karen Brady – [...]

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