DUCK TALES

Remember not to buy Ashley Young’s autobiography

On this evidence, It’ll be a load of old bollocks.

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Jet-heeled winger Ashley Young, a moderately well-off man’s David Bentley, drew the short straw over the weekend and was sent out to face the press ahead of England‘s yawnsome Euro 2012 qualifier against Montenegro.

Ever the self-promoter, Young took [...]

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Flashback

Lee Bowyer shouts revolting swear words at an old lady

Welcome back, Bowyer

Bowyer

It was most certainly a football weekend that turned back the clock. Firstly, Dimitar Berbatov started to look like a big deal again.

And then, Lee Bowyer thought that he’d remind everyone of the “old Lee Bowyer” by calling an old granny an effing c-word (or some [...]

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A Plea

David Sullivan issues statement asking for some heroes, please

Sullivan – writes long emails

Sullivan and Gold 

As a new chairman at a football club, it’s important that you get the fans on your side. Perhaps explain to them that you feel their pain? Make them think that it’s not about the money, the boardroom, the fast [...]

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Punishment Update

Wolves get fined £25,000 for being naughty

“What?”

Mick McCarthy

It opened much debate when Mick McCarthy chose to make ten changes to his team – fresh from beating Spurs – to face Man United in December, and today marks the end of that particular debate, because he’s been deemed a very naughty boy, and [...]

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