Old McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!
Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.
Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]
Read moreIlan – “Hello West Ham!”
A rather terrifying calm has hit deadline day, in scenes not dissimilar to when city traders wait for the overhead clock arms to hit a certain hour, before erupting in a din of hysterical screaming and shouting, as bits of paper fly around the [...]
Read moreMcCarthy – cynical ploy?
Everyone knows the parable of David and Goliath, it’s a great tale. The little man uses his skills to knock out the big Philistine warrior, and goes on to become the King of Israel. It’s inspiring. But it would have been a totally different [...]
Read moreAssou-Ekotto – doesn’t like criticism
Footballers, they just don’t have the same flair for sudden violence that they used to.
Remember when Catona flew into the stands, doing not a single, but a double karate kick? That wasn’t even rehearsed. That was just instinctive Kung Fu from a great [...]
Read moreComing to a computer near you
Maybe these figures are the reason why Phil Brown is currently clearing his desk ( Guardian )
Fancy doing a bit of lawnwork at the Molineux. Now is your chance ( Dirty Tackle )
Walcott WAG [...]
Read moreJody Craddock is a dab hand with a brush and pallette
Footballers are blessed with more down time than most, but Xboxes, nightclub prowling and the constant need to purchase unnecessary and grotesque luxury lifestyle products generally prevent them from doing anything remotely [...]
Read moreStats boffins give Madrid something else to boast about
Lord only knows why it took them nine years to compile it, but today the International Federation of Football History & Statistics (IFFHS) released their [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Nilmar to Manchester Utd The Daily Mirror believe Alex Ferguson is weighing up the merits of a £20m for the Brazilian striker, currently playing at Internacional. He flopped at Lyon a few years ago but has shown great form for his [...]
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