ENG. GER. LUND.

FA reveal the next England manager will be homegrown

Goin’ English from here on out

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Continuing the encouraging theme of everyone talking about him as if he’s a dead man walking, it appears the FA have confirmed Fabio Capello‘s eventual successor will definitely be an Englishman, who will have naturally been weaned on a steady diet of GRIT. [...]

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BLEND, BABY, BLEND!

Say your final farewell to the World Cup vuvuzela

Noisemaker sent to the big plastics factory in the sky

For those not familiar with Blendtec‘s legendary Will it Blend? series, basically a nice old man called Tom has spent the last four years proving he produces [...]

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BETTER THAN HOMER MEETING CR9

World Cup hero Diego Forlan gets his own cartoon

Striker immortalised in animated story

As if being officially recognised as the tournament’s best player wasn’t enough, Diego Forlan has now had his match-winning antics at World Cup 2010 celebrated through the media of cartoon and [...]

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SEA CREATURE TRANSFER NEWS

Paul the Psychic Octopus caught up in transfer battle

 Spanish aquarium attempts to strike ‘money no object’ deal

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It’s a general rule amongst sensible managers never to buy a player based on World Cup performance alone. However, Paul the Psychic Octopus‘ 100% prediction rate at this year’s tournament has proven too tempting for the animal-lovers (and avid [...]

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