The Big Question

Vote for YOUR World Cup 2010 Golden Ball winner

One of these men, perhaps?

Sneijder and Robben 

And so they’ve announced the shortlist for the Golden Ball, which looks exactly like this:

Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Asamoah Gyan (Ghana), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Mesut Oezil (Germany), Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), David Villa [...]

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Steamy News

XXX Dutch lady promises kinky treats if Holland win

An unusual offer

Bobbi Eden 

In extremely tawdry news, Bobbi Eden – the popular actress from such films as: Iron Head 2, Fishnets 8, and Bleep me like the Bleep that I am 3 – has promised a rather time consuming treat to all of her Twitter followers if Holland win [...]

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Science

The perfectly round Jabulani gets a kicking from NASA

The Jabulani - is it also too big?

Jabulani 

Today’s news suggests that when NASA eggheads aren’t building rockets, or figuring out how best to consume a glass of orange squash when you’re floating, they’re chuckling knowingly to themselves, and patronising people who only invent footballs.

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PHOTOSHOP HI-JINKS

Arjen Robben: Internet star

It all started with this…

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Fresh from registering their pixel-based horror at Robinho’s Beardgate‘ fiasco, take a look at what the Interwebz’ Photoshop goons have done with the above shot of Arjen Robben post-dive…

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THE WORLD'S MOST HATED FOOTBALL

Ex-Liverpool striker Craig Johnston delivers 12-page Jabulani rant to Sepp Blatter

Creator of the Predator football boot registers his disgust

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The Jabulani World Cup match ball hasn’t found many friends this summer, being described at various points during the tournament as ‘dreadful’, ‘terrible’, ‘a catastrophe’ and even ‘supernatural’.

Now Craig Johnston, former Liverpool striker and inventor of the Predator football [...]

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