One of these men, perhaps?
And so they’ve announced the shortlist for the Golden Ball, which looks exactly like this:
Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Asamoah Gyan (Ghana), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Mesut Oezil (Germany), Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), David Villa [...]
Read moreAn unusual offer
In extremely tawdry news, Bobbi Eden – the popular actress from such films as: Iron Head 2, Fishnets 8, and Bleep me like the Bleep that I am 3 – has promised a rather time consuming treat to all of her Twitter followers if Holland win [...]
Read moreThe Jabulani - is it also too big?
Today’s news suggests that when NASA eggheads aren’t building rockets, or figuring out how best to consume a glass of orange squash when you’re floating, they’re chuckling knowingly to themselves, and patronising people who only invent footballs.
Read moreBoff… and swoosh!
Yes, you’ve probably seen it already, but you should never tire of a wonderstrike like this.
Friends, this is what a good day at work looks like.
Read moreIt all started with this…
Fresh from registering their pixel-based horror at Robinho’s ‘Beardgate‘ fiasco, take a look at what the Interwebz’ Photoshop goons have done with the above shot of Arjen Robben post-dive…
Read moreCreator of the Predator football boot registers his disgust
The Jabulani World Cup match ball hasn’t found many friends this summer, being described at various points during the tournament as ‘dreadful’, ‘terrible’, ‘a catastrophe’ and even ‘supernatural’.
Now Craig Johnston, former Liverpool striker and inventor of the Predator football [...]
Read moreStriker should be more concerned with converting shots into goals
It seems English bands have been adopted as the cheerleaders of choice in this year’s World Cup. Hot on the heels of news Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez blasted stirring Oasis anthems in the Argentinean dressing [...]
Read moreWarning: Video includes godawful pun…
Colombian drugs police have uncovered a World Cup replica the exact size and weight of the real thing – but made entirely out of cocaine. Looks Diego Maradona’s mates are going to [...]
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