“I’d like to thank the merciful and handsome King Blatter for having me…”
It’s never nice to feel left out, and with rumours of pieces of silver being thrown around left and right, it’s surely high time to get in on the action, and make some money [...]
Read more“I want to be BA”
In a World Cup 2018 bid recreation to the A Team, Prime Minister David Cameron was seen sipping some milk, before being lugged onto a plane to Zurich – a journey which would find [...]
Read moreOh God! They’re beautiful!
Make no mistake about it, this whole World Cup 2018 bid is getting very political. And, in politics, when things get political, it’s time to start making serious political moves. These tend to involve muck raking, rumour mongering, cake [...]
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Given their previous, how long before Spurs try to buy back free-scoring striker Mounir El Hamdaoui?
Russia apologise for trash-talking England’s WC campaign [Sun]
Civil war amongst [...]
Read moreSaucer of milk with that?
The claws are out in the race to host World Cup 2018, with Russia’s representative Alexei Sorokin deciding to have another catty pop at England’s credentials to host the tournament.
Read moreAh, shut up, kid!
Even in such a short space of time, the current World Cup has become synonymous with the sound of 50,000 vuvuzelas all being blown at once, creating a looping, anxious sound, not unlike a swarm of hungry bees, or a belligerent old man [...]
Read moreBid leader declares a state of ‘information war’ with the Three Lions
Lord Triesman’s private musings regarding Russia, Spain and the threat of bribery in the upcoming World Cup may have cost him his job and left England‘s hopes for hosting the 2018 tournament firmly in the toilet, but [...]
Read moreLet’s hope they kept the receipt…
Weeks after The FA was embroiled in a row over appearing to buy off the FIFA‘s executive committee (or at least their wives) with designer handbags, in the hope of securing some votes for England’s World Cup 2018 bid, FIFA vice-prez Jack Warner [...]
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