Steven G – expecting jeers
After being so hideously short changed during the World Cup, those looking to extract some kind of compensation from the England team would be wise to look at the betting markets.
Here’s a wonderful few paragraphs from our buddies at Betfair [...]
Read moreMore photoshop skills…
Everyone reacts to crippling frustration/anger differently. Some punch walls/people, other weep/spasm uncontrollably. Some boil the kettle, fill the “pot” up to the recommended level, wait two minutes, stir, wait another minute, add sauce, and then eat.
That, by the way, was The Spoiler’s very [...]
Read moreTake one of these, twice a day
One of the more disturbing news reports of the day suggests that Robert Green has been subject to all kinds [...]
Read moreThe world’s hugest stadium. Officially.
It’s not often that a great story passes directly under the large Spoiler nose, but rather shamefully, an intriguing piece about the North Korean football team came and went at the end of the last week, and some [...]
Read morePanacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?
Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?
Read moreLampard – less popular than a cat
It’s a particularly sad day for Frankie Lamps, with news (in The Sun) that a great big pile of golden iPods emblazoned with his extravagant autograph have been “melted down” and replaced with a popular Japanese cartoon character, called Hello Kitty.
Read moreThanks for the memories, crazy guy
As mentioned yesterday, the World Cup 2010 will be remembered for three things – vuvuzelas, a terrible match ball, and Larissa Riquelme’s mobile phone deftly positioned between her enormous bosoms. But one thing was glaringly left out - Diego Maradona.
So [...]
Read moreOh God! That’s gorgeous!
Is there any better way to get over World Cup final red card heartbreak than by marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister? It’s the age-old question.
Unfortunately, unless you happen to be John Heitinga of “World Cup final red card and then marrying Bolo Zenden’s sister” [...]
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