The revolving door at Liverpool FC is slowly thawing out following the harsh weather conditions caused by The Spoiler’s misjudged decade-long decision to spray aerosols directly at the Ozone Layer to create better summers without considering the flipside. Sorry about that. Here’s some news about ins and outs at Anfield….
Read moreOne of these men is particularly bad with money
Like the young idiot Icarus who decided to fashion himself some expensive wings and fly around the world, the robed men at Man City are now realising that the higher you soar, the more you wish [...]
Read moreIs Capello making a mistake?
The provisional 30 man England squad is set to be announced later today, and the news from this morning’s Mirror is that Joe Cole will receive a double blow to the solar plexus – firstly, by not being named in the thing, and [...]
Read moreNo room for Ireland, Hamann, Bojinov, Kompany, Benjani, Ben Haim, um, Mills
Can anyone remember the days when Arsenal were in the Big Four and Man City were just a bunch of also-rans? Those were great times – feels just like yesterday doesn’t it?
But [...]
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