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As is usual at this stage of proceedings, the transfer curtains are quivering, but not much seems to be happening.
If the rumours are true, Mario Balotelli should be gracelessly tumbling through the window at any minute, before dusting himself [...]
Read moreAnd not an Englishman in sight…
No doubt, a few of these choices will be considered to be rather contentious, especially with no place for Sneijder, Ozil or Robben. So it’s with a rather trembling typing hand that The Spoiler asks… ahem…
Thoughts?
Read moreOne of these men, perhaps?
And so they’ve announced the shortlist for the Golden Ball, which looks exactly like this:
Diego Forlan (Uruguay), Asamoah Gyan (Ghana), Andres Iniesta (Spain), Lionel Messi (Argentina), Mesut Oezil (Germany), Arjen Robben (Netherlands), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands), David Villa [...]
Read moreSpanish wizard goes from ‘also ran’ to ‘world beater’ in 536 days
Daily Mail – 13/01/09: “The best players of the world (and Xavi): Ronaldo crowned king of football”
Daily Mail – 01/07/10: “Carlos Tevez, Xavi and Arjen Robben are among eight greats who want [...]
Read moreNot all of these men will play
Of course, Spain look like the most likely winners of the World Cup this year, but who ARE these strange and intriguing people? Read on to find out…
Form Guide
The favourites to win the tournament, and unsurprisingly. They won [...]
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Chris Kamara gets caught napping (via Pies)
Arsenal need to stop Xavi, says Keown
Ahhh, it’s [...]
Read morePracticing sitting down?
Some wonderful players occasionally come along at exactly the wrong time, finding their stratospheric rise somewhat eclipsed by other major talents. So, while Cesc Fabregas will forever be Wenger’s number one and would probably stroll into any other country’s starting XI, might this [...]
Read moreMessi – officially good at footer
In the least shocking turn of events since Eddie Izzard turned up in a dress and declared “I’m actually a man!”, to a rousing response of “yes, we can tell!”, Lionel Messi ran away with the FIFA World Player of the Year award.
It was never [...]
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