Striker fails to trim down during summer of excess
It’s obviously a slow news day, as the two big stories in the papers are Rio Ferdinand’s Stamford Bridge steward kicking incident (which happened three months ago) and Wayne Rooney’s expanding waistline.
Read moreEven the best have problems, you know…
Great footballers, the really good ones, need a vice. It’s kind of like a yin/yang, pleasure/pain thing. Maradona needed great big buckets of finest cocaine to counter his amazing touch, Garrincha – the legendary Brazilian – insisted on drink driving and having tonnes of animalistic sex to take [...]
Read morePorky striker slays the dragon named dignity in Ibiza
After seeing his Portuguese namesake sport some unecessarily tiny swimwear in Sardinia, Brazilian Ronaldo has decided to up the sexy stakes by showing the world his super-hot skimpy pants.
The AC Milan star – said to have been released by his club following a [...]
Read moreCan you spot Lampsie? There he is!
Whoever has been spreading nasty rumours about what footballers get up to once the season’s over should go and eat a massive chunk of humble pie, because not all of them sit in their pants demanding cocktails and oral sex. Some [...]
Read moreChelsea owner’s new plaything provides a healthy mix of pleasure and paranoia
Despite paying Shevchenko extortionate amounts to do little else except go out and purchase ill-advised eastern European-style clothing, Roman Abramovich still has a few quid tucked away for other projects. The latest indulgence to drive prices at [...]
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