Transfer Talk

Gerrard wants OUT, Barca/Arsenal stand off…

 ”Yeah, not bad”

Rafa and Gerrard

For anyone who loves television programmes, you might have noticed that the BBC decided to cash in on WAG culture by sending a pretty mob of football sex partners to Africa, in a rather honourable mission to raise awareness about [...]

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Rodwell to United, J.Cole and Ireland to Liverpool…

One day all of these men could be “ex-Liverpool”

Stephen Ireland Joe Cole

For those of you who just don’t have the hours in the day for celebrity gossip, minds have been blown on showbiz desks all around London with news that Louise Redknapp – one half [...]

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Liverpool to sell Aquilani, United to sell Berbs…

Well, that went well

Aquilani

Wow, it’s weird to think that it was less than a year ago that the people of Liverpool were busily attempting to correctly pronounce the word “Aquilani” without hacking up too much phlegm, thanks to their strange local dialect – known in the trade as “Carragher”. Well, [...]

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Mancini’s dream line up REVEALED… kind of

Might it look a little something like THIS?

Man City

Over the weekend, there was much speculation - mostly coming from the throbbing football brains at The Times - about which names might appear on the Mancini wish list for the January transfer window, the combined cost of which would be absolutely astronomical.

But, [...]

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Yaya Toure looks Premier League bound

But is unlikely to team up with his big bro…

Yaya Toure

The Toure family must dream of the day when Yaya and Kolo will stand aloft the Champions League podium, leaping up and down, clapping their hands, whilst a very impressive fireworks display zooms and fizzes in the background. Unfortunately, family [...]

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Puyol to Man United, Yaya Toure to Arsenal, Alan Smith explained!

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If you’re planning to go to Glasgow tonight, don’t, it would be a silly silly move. Should Rangers win, Celtic supporters go bonkers, should Rangers lose, everyone goes bonkers. And, of course, “bonkers” is street slang for face punchy and eye scratchy. You would be far wiser to read [...]

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