Portsmouth Nightmare

Stand back everyone, Avram Grant is NOT HAPPY!

Grant – not laughing now


Had he not been cruelly snaffled by the cold hand of death a couple of years ago, The Spoiler would half expect Jeremy Beadle to appear from underneath a big fluffy mascot head at Fratton Park, head slowly over to Avram Grant smiling like a Cheshire [...]

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Hamburg are ready to hijack West Ham’s van Nistelrooy bid

Everybody Loves Rutgerus


There’s just over a week to go before the shutters above the January transfer window slam shut, which means two things: big deals are slowly beginning to whir into action and rumour-mongers are getting increasingly desperate.

Bongo merchant and new West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has [...]

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Transfer Talk

City consider Liverpool’s big three… and Younes Kaboul

“High five if you want to go to Man City”

Gerrard, Torres, Mascherano

Make no mistake about it, this is turning into the greatest Premier League campaign for years, and probably more fascinating than the race for the summit is the scramble for the treasured fourth Champions League [...]

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The Spoiler’s top ten transfer snubs of all time

Kaka isn’t the only one to stick his nose up…


Manchester City are currently nursing their injured pride after Kaka told them where to shove their money, but Mark Hughes aren’t the only ones to have faced rejection. In fact, according to our compilation of of top ten transfer [...]

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Have Kaboul’s criticisms of Ramos been vindicated?

Maybe it wasn’t just a bitter rant after all

Younes Kaboul Robbie Keane

While Younes Kaboul’s defending hasn’t earned him many rave reviews during his time in the Premier League with first Tottenham and now Portsmouth, The Spoiler thinks it’s time to give him credit for being [...]

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