Transfer Talk

Chelsea forced to hurry up and wait for Robinho

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Robinho to Chelsea

Chelsea have confirmed making a bid for Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho (rumoured to be worth £19.7 million) but find themselves frustrated with Real Madrid’s failure to find a replacement, which is currently holding up proceedings. With Cristiano Ronaldo [...]

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Transfer Talk

Important Ronaldo, Silvestre and Younes Kaboul news

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

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The Spoiler never winds down, not even on a Friday. So while you’re probably chugging back your fifth beer of the morning, wondering whether Michael Vaughan can be correctly described as an “athlete”, we’ve been poking our noses into places where men in [...]

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Tremors

Kaboul eats humiliation pie

It’s like humble pie, but more disgusting…

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People of Sunderland, if you need The Spoiler’s help, it’s yours. We can provide tinned fruits, Marmite, or just a shoulder to cry on. What we can’t offer, sadly, is a new roof to replace the one that the recent earthquake tore [...]

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Meteorologist

Younes Kaboul opens mouth, nonsense flies out

Reasons why footballers shouldn’t speak #874

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Don’t let your eyes deceive you, Younes Kaboul is not as intelligent as he looks. The lumbering defender should surely be flattered by any flirtatious glances he’s getting from northern football clubs, especially having spent last season chugging around White Hart Lane [...]

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Big Grumpy XI

Oh Brilliant, it’s the Premier League Moaning XI

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You know the people, the ones who pop around unannounced and spend the entire evening telling you how tired they are, and how things just never seem to go their way. Wouldn’t it be great to rain a few over-the-top punches onto their moping little faces? Yeah, [...]

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