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Samuel Eto’o gets all Zinedine Zidane about it

Via our pals at Dirty Tackle

Of course, as absolutely everyone knows, the highest compliment that you can pay someone is to imitate one of their most [...]

Zinedine Zidane enjoys a really lovely afternoon

Zidane, Lizarazu, and Blanc lurking behind

As expected, the OK! magazine tributes haven’t gone down too well with the WKD drinking minority of Spoiler readers, who would much rather make hilarious observations about how they might like to pass the time with Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. But, [...]

The Spoiler’s 10 best movies about football

Including the story of the New York Cosmos

With this weird volcanic dust cloud forcing footballers to endure cruel long distance coach rides, The Spoiler thought it high time to come up with some recommended viewing to ease the players through their agonising boredom.

After much [...]

New West Ham managers under the microscope…

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It’s a sad day for rap music – RIP Guru! 

Liverpool transfers under the microscope

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Get the Zidane headbutt [...]

Newcastle passed on Zidane, thank you very much

Zidane – rejected

Everyone makes mistakes. Eastenders, for example, featured SNOW last night – an error that either suggests an intriguing micro-climate that exists in East London, or simply dismantles any suspension of disbelief, leaving even the most hardened viewers very suddenly aware that they are just watching [...]

The Spoiler’s Greatest Ever World Cup XI

Yeah, not bad…

From now until the end of time, people will debate the greatest ever World Cup players, and attempt to come up with the perfect team. Fights will break out, relationships will hit the rocks, old women will be arrested in supermarkets [...]

VIDEO SPECIAL: Zidane’s Return, and then more Zidane!

3-3 in the end…

For those of you too busy creeping off to your bedroom to watch Glee without anyone realising, there was also a charity football match on [...]

Zidane glad that he was sent off in the World Cup, actually

Buffon tells tales, Zidane is pleased about that

Guilt can destroy a man. Look at Judas. If the movie Jesus Christ Superstar is to be taken as gospel, then he was swinging by the neck only a couple of songs after handing Jesus into the biblical equivalent of the [...]