The learned Spoiler readers out there may already know this, but we think it’s worth repeating:
With AC Milan winning the Scudetto at the weekend, Zlatan Ibrahimović has now won a league title eight years in a row – once with Ajax, twice with Juventus*, three times with Inter Milan, once with Barcelona and now [...]
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Throughout your short but eventful time on earth, there are bound to be people who you’ve loved no matter what. Someone that – regardless of how horrible they are – you can’t let go.
The Spoiler felt that way about its first girlfriend – despite [...]
Read moreOptaJean reeled out this very interesting bit of knowledge on Twitter following Spurs’ 1-0 win over AC Milan.
“Zlatan Ibrahimovic has only scored three goals in 21 knockout games in the Champions League.”
He’s a brilliant player – make no mistake – but that’s pretty rubbish isn’t it?
BREAKING NEWS!: A member of Team [...]
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Luis Suarez pays tribute to those godawful Twilight movies
Dress like Kevin Davies!
[Kickette]
Former footballer girlfriend takes her top [...]
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Ibrahimovic – depending on where you stand on the subject, he’s either football’s Audley Harrison, or a millionaire’s Peter Crouch.
Either way, his agent – a maniac called Mino Raiola – has rolled up his sleeves and windmilled into Johan Cruyff and [...]
Read moreGetting silly now.
We warned you this would happen. Since giving Rodney Strasser a shoeing in training, old Zlatan has grown a worrying taste for showcasing his mad Taekwondo skillz at the most [...]
Read moreTaekwondo black belt refuses to stop kicking things
If you thought a recent manhandling by AC Milan teammate and brick outhouse impersonator Oguchi Onyewu would have made Zlatan Ibrahimovic think twice about launching any more [...]
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Lucre Neill, currently plying his trade being horrifically embarrassed in the Turkish leagues
Edgar Davids quits Crystal Palace [Mirror Football]
John Barnes misses birth of kid for [...]
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